Making Son Goku blush

Son Goku really needs to mind his own business…. While visiting Bulma he appears…. "Pantha, Bulma is my friend and I can not allow you to break her and Vegeta up…" "I am not breaking up anyone.." I say "I know what happened… betwee…" He stuttered as if he was having trouble saying it… "Awww the threesome?" I raised and eyebrow… "Goku, give me your word as a hero that you will sit in that chair and not move until I say I am finished and you can go… and I will listen to what you have to say but after you have to keep your promise and hear what I have to say… all of it…" He squirmed and then nodded, "You have my word.." I listened to every word of his lecture and then it was my turn…. "Goku… You have no right to lecture me on something you know nothing about… I doubt you and Chi chi has ever had a threesome though I believe it would do her some good… There are just some things a woman can give another woman that men cant… Unless you have the experience you not in the position to lecture me but you are right… Sometimes 3somes do cause people to break up… but it is when the third party is looking for love and gets emotionally attached or the love between the couple isn't strong…. That isn't the case here… Bulma and Vegeta love each other and I am not looking for a relationship… I want to have fun… no strings not collars and leashes… Just to be able to come and go as I like… " I walked over to Goku, "The only thing I do is enrich a couples relationship by adding some new spice," my tail caressed his muscular bicep, "Poor CHI CHI might not be wound so tight and scream as much if she had a female companion to keep her company.. Believe it or not you have a very pretty wife.." He shifted in his seat….. "In fact you and Vegeta could do both Bulma and Chi Chi a favor and have a four-some… As competitive as you and Vegeta are Bulma and Chi Chi would be in heaven…" He began to speak and I sat in his lap crossed my legs and put my finger to his lips, "Though I somehow have a feeling there are some forms of pleasure you and Chi Chi have yet to discover.. Like tell me Goku do you even know how to use your tail or too… " I whispered some things in his ear, "and would you like to see Chi Chi with another woman doing…" I whispered again and the look on his face was priceless…. I stood up and said… "I would be happy to make Chi chi very happy although it would be up to her if you are allowed to watch or not…. After I am done she can surely give you a proper education" I smiled, "You can go now." He wasted no time to leave.. I don't think Goku will ever try to talk to me about sex again…. Bulma I think believes I am a little too clingy… So I think she needs her space especially after I attacked Brolly… I thought he was the monster that attacked us.. Well he wasn't so I made it up to him…. Imagine Bra's face when she walked in….. Hey he needs an education too…..

Drinking Games....

So Carol might be moving out.... I went to Ana's auction and after the auction I grabbed some bottles of tequila and left with Vegeta and Bulma…. He would be heading off to that dumb race… So we went back to Bulma's place sent the kids to Trunks house and began playing a drinking game…. With a deck of cards a coffee Mug a quarter an empty bottle and 3 shot glasses we sat around a table and played tease the Bitch… Each person gets a shot glass The empty mug is set in the center of the table 52 cards are seperated in two piles... Ace through 3 and all faces cards in one pile called: shots pile 4-10 in another pile called the tease pile... We move clockwise and each person tries to get the quarter in the mug by flipping it with their thumbs… If they miss they have to draw a card from the shots pile; the number on the card is how many shots you have to take… Ace and all face cards equal 1 shot except: The one eye Jack : there is 2 and they are wild cards that the player keeps... Not only do they not have to drink but they can use the card later to get out of drinking… The suicide king: The person who draws this face card has to spin the bottle and do a shiver shot with the person it points too (NO exceptions which is why it is on the suicide king) … Any Queen (also known as the Bitch you have to tease her…. Take one shot and draw a card from the Tease pile…) if the tease card is the same suit as the Bitch, the one drawing the queen has to start at their left and count around the table the number of the Tease card skipping themselves… (For example if I got the Q of hearts and then my tease card was the 5 of hearts then I would start with the person at my left ~which is Bulma~ and count around the table as so... one Bulma 2 Vegeta I would be skipped 4 Bulma 5 Vegeta so it would fall on Vegeta) Then they have to tease and please the person in the way the person wants if the tease card isn't the same suit you only take a shot… If the quarter does get in then the person can chose a person to drink instead .If that person doesn't have a wild card they have to draw a card from the shot pile, If they do have a wild card they can chose who has to do it in their place… The wild card is returned to the shot pile and the shot pile is reshuffled Cards from the shot pile have to be reshuffled anytime a face card is drawn and returned to the pile… "Are we going to do this or not!" Barked Vegeta "You know we could let you go train and let it be just me and Bulma." I say and for a moment he looked disappointed… Bulma giggled, "So shall we then… I think I understand…" With Vegeta on the right of me and Bulma on the left, Vegeta started the game… The Quarter went in and he choose me to drink… I pulled a card and it was an ace…. So I took my shot of tequila and then flipped the quarter and it went in… "Vegeta…." I smiled… "Bah!" He drew a card, "3"…. Then Bulma put the quarter in and draws a card, "Vegeta again…" This time he draws a normal Jack… We reshuffle the cards….. Vegeta gets his quarter in and this time he has Bulma drink. She draws her card… "Duce!" I put my quarter in and again have Vegeta drink, maybe he will start to loosen up though I doubt it… He pulls a card, "another duce…" Bulma misses and has to drink a shot after she pulls an Ace… Vegeta gets it in and has me drink two shots after I pull a duce… I get it in and Vegeta has to drink a shot from a normal King… The cards are reshuffled… Bulma gets in and Vegeta has too drink 3 shots from the 3 he pulled… Vegeta now has 10 shots under his belt... No one is talking but Bulma is already giggling… Vegeta misses and then pulls a Queen of hearts… He smirks as he looks at Bulma and slowly pulls a nine of spades from the tease pile…. He takes his shot and the cards are reshuffled… When my quarter goes in I make Vegeta drink and he pulls the suicide King… He pulls the bottle and spins it… It lands on Bulma and I watch as she gets to shiver and he takes the shot…. The cards are reshuffled and Bulma tries to get her quarter in but it bounces out…"2" Now Bulma has 5 shots to Vegta's 12 and my 3 She drinks and Vegeta who now has a big grin on his face almost misses the cup with his quarter… but after going in, he points to me and I draws a Queen of diamonds and my tease card is the 10 of diamonds… I was silently counting but Vegeta points to Bulma and slurs out loud, "1", points to himself, "2", to Bulma, "3" 4.. Himself 5… Bulma 6…. Himself 7… Bulma 8… Himself 9….Bulma… 10… Himself… He then throws up the table and swirls me around on top of Bulma with him and her sandwiching me … As I am looking into Bulma's face she smiles.. "I guess we are through playing. He never was much for games"